September 2011
42 posts
Sorry I’ve been lying low. I’m in NYC, and protecting my glamour from the street rats and cannibals has been consuming all of my time.
Sep 28th
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A trans night at LAX
(METAL DETECTOR ALARM) Me: Must be my new weave clips and the 40 bobby pins in my fancy hair-do. LAX Male Security Guard: Female alarm pat down on lane 2. Female alarm pat down on lane 2. LAX Female Security Guard: Just so you know, because of the “underwear bomber,” I’ll be needing to pat down your sensitive areas with the backs of my hands. Me: Just so you know, I’m...
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sperm cells created from female embryo →
I love this.
Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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new blog topic... help?
i’m so excited to be a new guest blogger for the Huffington Post! my first assignment is regarding National Coming Out Day & i’d love your help. what aspect of coming out would you like to hear about: friends? family? spirituality? beauty? health? work? romance? sex? social-status-gender-power-play? since transitioning effects every aspect of our lives, there’s just so much...
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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My mutha has been watching me very closely for the...
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where do...
Just a reminder to my extra-terrestrial sisters out there to stay away from the mortals.
Sep 10th
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Ignorance is bliss
Tonight, I played a tiny show in North Hollywood with tons of music industry heavy-weights, many of them not accustomed to the language of trans-folk. After the show, a sweet little lady came up to me to congratulate me on my performance and then leaned in closer, earnestly saying, “Now, they tell me that you’re a man. Is that true?” To which I laughed and replied, “My...
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Bertie the 'sex change' chicken shocks owners →
Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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WatchWatch
SOMEBODY STOP ME FROM MY TUMBLR SENTIMENTAL LOVE STREAK! EWWWW! But the head piece. The dramatic brass intro. The jeweled dress and mirrored stage. So much disgusting love.
Sep 4th
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Oh my goddess, I’m gonna do it again. GROSS! I love this so much it’s giving me gas.
Sep 4th
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I’m really sorry for posting this. It’s completely disgusting. Sickening. But it’s my FAVORITE thing in the world and I would die if it didn’t exist.
Sep 4th
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Sep 4th
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Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
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Sometimes you feel like a sexchange,
Sometimes you don’t.
Sep 1st
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